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Who's There?

A midget who cant reach the doorbell.



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and let me in!



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.

Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?

Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive across the road.



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Mummy.

Mummy who?

Mummeasles are better so can I come in?



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Madam key broke in the lock.



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I called by?



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you.



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Mister.

Mister who?

Mister last bus home.



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Ivor.

Ivor who?

Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

York.

York who?

York coming over to my place tonight?



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Isabel.

Isabel who?

Isabel broken? I had to knock.



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here.



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Grandma. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Grandma. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Grandma. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Aunt.

Aunt who?

Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?



☻Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked - that's why I knocked.

☻friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx

☻(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

☻He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

☻Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

☻Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

☻T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

☻I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!

☻We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!


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☻I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
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☻When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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☻Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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☻Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
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☻Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
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☻I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
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☻Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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☻Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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☻First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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☻Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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☻Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
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☻Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
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☻Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
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☻Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
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☻Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
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☻Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
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☻My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
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☻Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
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☻I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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☻Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…
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☻If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
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☻Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
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☻Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
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☻Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
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☻It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
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☻News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


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☻God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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☻The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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☻CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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☻Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
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☻This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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☻Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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☻I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
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☻ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
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☻Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?


A:About 45 pounds!!
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☻Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?


A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
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☻I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
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☻There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What did the elephant say to the naked man?


How do you breathe through that thing?
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☻What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?


Popeye beat the crap outta him.
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☻I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:


"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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☻Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.


Employee: Who's there?


Boss: Not you anymore.
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☻What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?


If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
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☻Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?


Magnets have a positive side!
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☻The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Q: What does a blonde owl say?


A: What, what?
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☻WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?


The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
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☻Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?


Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?


He was looking for Pooh!
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?


You don't, you've told her twice already!
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☻What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?


One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
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☻Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?


A: Her IQ goes up.
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☻Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
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☻Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
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☻I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
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☻I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
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☻How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?


Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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☻For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
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☻What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
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☻Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
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☻Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
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☻Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
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☻What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
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☻What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?


A: We don't know. Never happens.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?


A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
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☻Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?


A: An f****ing know it all.
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☻ A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".


A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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☻ Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
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☻ I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?




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☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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☻ Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
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☻ What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
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☻I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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☻ It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
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☻ I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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☻ Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
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☻ You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
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☻ I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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☻ My Reality Check bounced.
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☻ Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
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☻ Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
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☻ Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
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☻Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
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☻Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
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☻There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
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☻Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
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☻As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
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☻Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
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☻What do you call a handcuffed man?


- Trustworthy.
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☻What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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☻Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?


☻A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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☻Why don't men often show their true feelings?


- Because they don't have any. 1
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☻What's the difference between a man and E.T.?


- E.T. phoned home.
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☻What is the thinnest book in the world?


What Men Know About Women.
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☻A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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☻Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
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☻How Dogs and Women are alike.....


Neither believe that silence is golden.


Neither can balance a checkbook.


Both put too much value on kissing.
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☻Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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☻If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
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☻Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
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☻If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
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☻Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
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☻I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
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☻I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
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☻Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
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☻A woman walked into a fancy cocktail bar and asked the barman for a "double entendre" - so he gave her one!
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☻Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
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☻A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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☻A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"
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☻A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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☻A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
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☻A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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☻I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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☻Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv.. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻The longest sentencPosted By Kesaven . . . .
e known to man: "I do."




☻CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Why were males created before females?


Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻I want to suck you.. lick you.. wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
Posted By Kesaven . . . .







☻Don't spend £2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?


A:About 45 pounds!!
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?


A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What did the elephant say to the naked man?


How do you breathe through that thing?
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?


Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:


"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.


Employee: Who's there?


Boss: Not you anymore.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?


If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?


Magnets have a positive side!
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Q: What does a blonde owl say?


A: What, what?
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?


The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?


Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What do Germans use for birth control?


Their personalities!
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☻Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?


He was looking for Pooh!
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?


You don't, you've told her twice already!
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?


One fucked the miners, the other fucked the Majors




Posted By Kesaven . . . .

☻Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?


A: Her IQ goes up.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a German?


A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
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☻I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?


Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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☻For sale : Air Bags, Used once.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! Posted By Kesaven . . . .



What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?


A: We don't know. Never happens.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?


A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?


A: An fucking know it all.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".


☻Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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☻Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
Posted By Kesaven . . . .



☻What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
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☻Q: How did the Pollack burn his face?


A: Bobbing for french fries.
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☻Q: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia?


A: One has a real live culture.
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☻Q: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag?


A: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.
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☻Knock! Knock!


Who's there?


Fanny.


Fanny who?


Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.
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