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Never abandon old friends.

They are hard 2 replace.

Friendships is like wine:

it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.

Just like us… i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

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I can’t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

GOD is so wise that

he never created FRIENDS

with price tags, Because….. if He did,

I can’t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

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Friend in different languages

Friend in different languages:

Irani: DOST

German: FREUND

Hebrew: CHAVER

FrencH: AMI

Dutch: VREN

Mexican: AMIGO

Egypt: KUBARI

Pakistan: ???

.

.

.

Aur suna LAANTI:p

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To koi kuch na keh k DOSTI NIBHATA HAI.

Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai,

Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata hai,

Koi sab kuch keh ker dosti jatata hai,

To koi kuch na keh k DOSTI NIBHATA HAI.
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Hum khud pe gharur nahi kertay

Hum khud pe gharur nahi kertay,

Kisi ko dosti kerny py majbor nahin kertay,

Magar jisy ek bar dil mein basa lein,

Usay martay dum tak dil say door nahin kertay,

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True friends are rare to find

True friends are rare to find

True friends are always very kind.

True friends are ornaments so beautiful.

True friends always make us cheerful.

True friends are the work of perfection.

True friends give us right direction.

True friends always shine like moon.

True friends are the greatest boon

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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay

English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,

Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

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A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?

Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->

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If dentists make films, the names will be

If dentists make films,?the names will be -

*Daant ho na ho

*Jaanam brush karo

*Aa ab clean karen

*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum

*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
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Check returned back

Doc 2 Patient :

The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which

you gave me medicine has also returned back.

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Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,

Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,

Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….

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Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!

A Smile costs less than Electricity.

But…..

Gives more light !!

So Always Keep Smiling….. &

Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
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Qualities a friend must have

Qualities a friend must have:

Cute as crocodile.

Smart as donkey.

Active as turtle.

Fit as hippo.

Matured as monkey.

Sincerity like dog.

No doubt you are my good friend

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Friendship is like a TREE

F R I E N D S H I P

,;*”*;, is like

*; ,;* a

__)(____ TRee…..

It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,

but how deeply the roots have grown

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Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti

Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti

Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti

Sath agar ho zindgi main doston ka

To zindgi jannat se kum nahi hoti

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Hamary is SMS ka jawab kia do gay

Kaanto k badlay

Phool kia do ge,

Aansoon k badlay

Khushi kia do ge,

Hum chahtay hain aap se umar bhar ki dosti

Hamary is SMS ka jawab kia do gay…?

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Making a million friends is not an achievement

Making a million friends is not an achievement,

The achievement is to make

“A” friend who will stand by you

when a million are against you….!

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I don’t remember what did I choose

Last night God gave me 2 choices:-

Either to have a good friend like you

or

To have excellent memory

.

.

.

I don’t remember what did I choose

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Friendship has no expiry date!

Friendship & Medicine

both r good 4 our health.

They care us when we need,

but the only difference is that.

.

.

.

.

Friendship has no expiry date!

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Logon k sab sawalon ka jawab ho tum

Meri nigah-e-kamal ka intikhab ho tum,

Wafa k pholon main haseen gulab ho tum,

Log kehte hain doston main wafa nahi hoti,

Logon k sab sawalon ka jawab ho tum…

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Thats U my FRIEND

F:Filed Of Love!

R:Root Of Joy!

I:Island Of GOD!

E:End Of Sorrow!

N:Name Of Hope!

D:Door Of Understanding!

Thats U my FRIEND




my policy is one day one fool…..!

2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.

2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.

Because my policy is?

one day one fool…..!

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I will buy banana, u keep the peel

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

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A Ghazal by Husband

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,

Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

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I will give both of them

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

coins I have in my pocket?

Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?

Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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Money wrapped in a rubber band?

Sardarji to others:

Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?

One said, Yes I did

Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,

I found the rubberband!

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A boy came running in the kitchen

A boy came running in the kitchen,

Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door

Dad(Looking at his wife):

Tell him we have already got one!

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Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,

Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,

Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

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Sardar going to shikaar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

Wife: y r u standing here?

Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon

Wife: To jao na..!

Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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Life is 5 star

Life is 5 star

Mother is top star

Father is king star

Teacher is Ultimate star

Lover is action star

But A friend is the

“REAL STAR”

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The best picture in the world

let

“me”

show

you..

the

best picture..

in

the world..

()”‘”() ()”‘()

( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,)

(,) (,) (,) (,)

=hum tum=

friends.

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Hum pe marta kaun hai?

Pyar me maut se darta kaun hai

Pyar ho jaata hai karta kaun hai

Aap jaise yar par dunia qurban

Aur aap puchte ho k, hum pe marta kaun hai?

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Friends and friendship

Friends and friendship

It’s a package of “Feelings”

Nobody can “Make” it,

Nobody can “Break” it,

Nobody can “Explain” it,

Only “I” and “U” can “FEEL” it.

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Friend is one, who …

Friend is one, who

F-inds you in a

R-ush of people,

I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your

E-motions and

N-ever leaves you till

D-eath…

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Oh my GOD, u r so lucky

If you are an “ICECREAM”

then u r so sweet.

If you are “Rose”

Then you are so soft

If you are a “Star”

Then you are so bright.

If you are my “Friend”

then

Oh

My

GOD

You are soo “Lucky”.

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Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti

Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti,

Dosti saza nahin hoti,

Dosti me hoti he imandari,

Dosti me duniadari nahi hoti,

Dost jaan se pyara hota he,

Dost se jaan pyari nahin hoti

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Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he

Ab aur manzil pane ki hasrat nahi rahe,

Kisi ki yaad me mar jane ki fitrat nahi rahe,

Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he,

Kisi aur ko dost banane ki zarorut nahi rahe,




Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,

Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,

Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

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Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,

Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.

Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,

Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

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Is liye farz tha aap ko batana

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,

Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,

Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

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No 1 will touch ur mom

A man was dying of cancer.

His son asked him:

dad why do you keep on telling

everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:

“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”

posted kesaven
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

posted by kesaven
Sardar selected a short girl to marry

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P

posted by kesaven

Be a millionare within few months

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours

everyday after Namaz outside the mosque

& u will b a millionare within few Months.

“Allah k naam par dey de baba”

posted by kesaven

In heaven together we were in a big hall

In heaven together we were in a big hall.

An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,

but before l could start writing any thing

l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.

posted by kesaven



Missing u iz my “HOBBY”

Missing u iz my “HOBBY”

Care 4 U, is my “JOB”

Make u happy, is my “DREAM”

Pray 4 u, is my “DUTY”

&

2 keep friendship wid u,

.

.

.

.

is my “CHOICE”

posted by kesaven

Its not an achievement to make 1000’s friends in a year

Its not an achievement to

make 1000’s friends in a year,

but an achievement is when

you make a friend for 1000’s years.

posted by kesaven

Whatever u share is true

A cute thought for those

who believe in friendship.

It’s not necessary 2 share

every secret between true friends

but it’s important that whatever u share is true.

posted by kesaven

Beleiving is most important in friendship.

If ur sms is not coming,

I think u r sending but its undelivered,

if U r not calling i think u r trying

but d network is bz,

bcz beleiving is most important in friendship.

posted by kesaven

You are very special for me

Friendship doesnt occurs with special ppl,

people becomes special after becoming friends,

Just wanted to let u know that

U r very “Special” to me

posted by kesaven

Treat life as sea, friends as waves

Treat life as sea,

heart as d seashore &

FRIENDS like d waves.

It never matters how many waves r there?

What matters is which 1 touches d seashore.

posted by kesaven

That makes a Friendship strong

The wrong kind of people

dislikes you 4 the good in you

&

The right kind of peoples like you

knowing even the bad in you.

That makes a Friendship strong…

posted by kesaven

Art of living

Art of living:

First of all,dont make friends.

if made,dont go close to them.

if gone,dont like them.

if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.

Good Night, sweet dreams…