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Keep the lamp of friendship

Keep the lamp of friendship

burning with oil of Love,

because Sun rises in the east

and set in the west

but the Friendship rises in the Heart

and sets after death.

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What u share must be true..

It is not necessary to share

everything between your true friends

But it is necessary that

what u share must be true..

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Friends are like sketch pens

Friends are like sketch pens -

they color your lives.

I may be not your favorite color

but u will need me some day

to complete your picture..!!

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our friendship will never end.

The rain may be falling hard outside,

But your smile makes it all alright.

I’m so glad that you’re my friend.

I know our friendship will never end.

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TRUE FRIEND does all

in life..

some know you..

some remember you..

some like you..

some understand you..

some care for you..

but..

a TRUE FRIEND does all above &

always hopes the best for you..

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Meaning of Friendship : -

Meaning of Friendship : -

F——-FOREVER

R——-RESPONCIBLE

I——-INTELLIGENT

E——-EAGER TO MAIL

N——-NICE

D——-DIVINE

S——-SIMPLE

H——-HEARTLY

I——-INTERSTED

P——-PEACEFUL

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A good Friend is like a computer

A good Friend is like a computer

he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself

in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles

and never DELETE you from his heart.

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Some can give u Crying & tears.

Some can give u Crying & tears.

Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles.

But only rare can give u

Laughing tears & Crying smiles.

Those r simply called Friends.

Diwali SMS / Text Messages





Diwali is indian festival widely celebrated by hindus in India. 2008 diwali begins from 17th of October 2009 and continues untill the month end.Diwali party and parites are arranged by the hindu youths where they do diwali dance, exchange diwali gifts, and diwali greeting cards. With the modern trend some youngster have replaced diwali cards with diwali sms greetings / diwali SMS, Happy Diwali SMS, Diwali messages, Diwali wishes sms messages, Diwali greetings sms messages and diwali sms wishes .Diwali festival is also called Deepawali festival.Happy Diwali.


Below we have compiled latest deepawali sms / diwali sms messages collection in English.This page is also suitable for:-

Deepawali SMS / Deepavali SMS

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This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….

This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….

:05

:04

:03

:02

:01

(((((BOOM)))))

“*”*”*”*”*”*”

*”*”HAPPY”*”*

“*”DIPAWALI”*”

….*”*”*….

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For this, is a special time when family

For this, is a special time when family

And friends get together,for fun.

Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,

In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!

“Happy Deepavali”

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May the divine light of diwali

May the divine light of diwali

spread into your Life

peace, prosperity, happiness

and good health.

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May the beauty of deewali

May the beauty

Of deepavali season

Fill your home with

Happiness,

And may the coming year

Provide you with all

That bring you joy!

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May this diwali fulfill your dreams

May the joy, cheer,

Mirth and merriment

Of this divine festival

Surround you forever.

May the happiness,

That this season brings

Brighten your life

And, hope the year

Brings you luck and

Fulfills all your dearest dreams!

Happy deepavali…..

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Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali

With gleam of Diyas

And the Echo of the Chants

May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

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Wishing u a very happy diwali

With my

1 heart

2 eyes

7 liter blood

206 bones

4.5 million red cells

60 trillion D N A”S…

All wishing you a very very

HAPPY DIWALI!




Excitement in Examz!!!…

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

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Evil made a mother-in-law.

God thought that since

he couldn’t b everywhere

he made a mother.

Then devil thought that

he couldn’t be everywhere

he made a mother-in-law.

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But I can’t send you all of them,

It will take a lot of time,

So I’m sending you just 1 joke

.

.

.

“You are so beautiful”

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Difference b/w secretary & private secretary

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:

Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR

&

Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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A sinking ship & life guard jacket

A ship was sinking.

Captain: Does any one know how to pray?

A priest comes forward and says he can pray.

Captain: Ok priest, you pray;

Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket

as we are one jacket short.

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Santa’s sexy wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.

Banta: What does your wife look like?

Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure,

fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

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Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen

and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,

Police or Ambulance?

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Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami

TERROR JOKE -

What will happen

if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?

TSUNAMI will be created

since an amplifier converts

small waves into bigger wave.

Get Well Soon SMS / Text Messages



Take good care of yourself

You mean a lot to me….

and so does your Health and Happiness.

So Here’s a wish to say

& Take good care of Yourself !

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Big bunch 2 say get well soon

If

wishes

were

flowers

I

would

send

You

A

big

bunch

to

say….

“Get Well Soon”

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Wish u a cure soon & healthy days ahead

Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly.

All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully

n tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining,

because they all knows my friend is sick.

Wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead

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May the little flowers lying in gloom

May the little flowers lying in gloom,

Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly,

this way and that way,

morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.

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I hope you’re feeling better,

I hope you’re feeling better,

I miss you every day.

I’m always thinking of you,

So this is what I say,

Get Well Soon!

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Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick

Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick,

Seems to us an insensitive choice.

So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;

Come back so we all can rejuice!

We Miss You!and pray for you to get well soon

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Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;

Get your sorry behind off that bed.

Try positive thinking to get back to work.

Your illness is all in your head!

At least that’s what we hope.

Looking forward to your return.

Get Well Soon.

Ghazal SMS / Text Messages





Great collection of roman urdu ghazal sms messages. below are some of the most common keywords used to search ghazals:-


bahut khoobsurat ghazal , urdu ghazals , hindi ghazals , pakistani ghazals

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Muhabbat zinda rehti hai

Musafir to bichertay hain rifakat kab badlti hai..

Muhabbat zinda rehti hai Muhabbat kab badlti hai

kali ka phool ban’na aur bikhar jana mukaddar hai..

Yehi qanoon-e-fitrat hai aur fitrat kab badlti hai

Jo DiL me bas jaye aur aankhon me simat aye

Alamat hai ye Chahat ki aur Chahat kab badlti hai

Tumhi ko Chahtay hain Tumhi se Muhabbat kertay hain.

Yehi barson se adat hai aur adat kab badlti hai

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Phir Teri YAAD Naya Dard UGAL Jati hy..

Ashk Girtay hain to her Saans PIGHAL Jati hay,

De k Ek Dard Naya her Shaam DHAL Jati hay,

Tujh ko Seenay say Laga ker Milay Jannat ka Sakoon,

Tujh say Bichrron to Meri Jaan NIKAL Jati hay,

Ishq Kuch Aisay Mitata hay NISHAN-E-HASTI,

Jaise k Raat Ujaalay ko NIGAL Jati hay,

Tu Agar Dil pay Meray Hath hi Rakh De to,

Toot’ti Saans Bhi Kuch Dair SANBHAL Jati hay,

Zakhm Bharta hi Nahi Teri JUDAAI ka Magr,

Phir Teri YAAD Naya Dard UGAL Jati hy..

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Kabhi na dekh saka

sitaaraa apanii bhii taabindagii na dekh sakaa

vo dhundh thii ki ye manzar koii na dekh sakaa

talaash karate huye uNgaliyaaN jalaa Daaliin

vo tiiragii thii ki mai.n shama bhii na dekh sakaa

milaa thaa shaam mujhe ik bujhaa huaa suuraj

main us ke baad phir raushanii na dekh sakaa

jo rabt baaqii the sab qataa kar liye us ne

vo meharabaaN merii bechaaragii na dekh sakaa

nigaah viase to baam-e-falak ko chhuu aa_ii

main jis zamiin pe khaRaa thaa vahii na dekh sakaa

vahii hai aa_iinaaKhaanaa vahii hai.n tasviire.n

main umr bhar koii suurat naii na dekh sakaa

tamaam shahar men vo diidaavar huaa mashahuur

vo apanii naak se aage kabhii na dekh sakaa

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Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai

Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho

Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho

Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho

Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho

Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi

Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho

Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko

Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

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Kisi ko hisaab dayna hai.

Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Khaak Urti Hai

Kidhar Se Hoke Baharoon Ke Karwan Guzray

Diyar-e-YaarSara Safar Anokha Tha

Kadam Kadam Pe Naya Deyke Imtihan Guzray

Saba Bhi Aai Tu Phooloon Ke Mooh Jholas K Gai

Yahan Se Aber Bhi Barsa K Bijliyaan Guzray

Jo Chup Rahein Tu Malamat Karay Zamir Humein

Khari Khari Jo Kahein ’ Aap Ko Giraan Guzray

Guzarnay Ko Tu Musibat K Din Guzar Hi Gaye

Baray Hi Gehray Mager Chor Kar Nishaan Guzray

Sahi Gayin Na Tagaful Ki Chand Nazrein Bhi

Hain Sharamsar K Is Dil Main Kia Gumaan Guzray

Kabhi Tu War Raqeeboon K Day Gaye Hain Maza

Kabhi Tu Piyaar Azizoon K Bhi Giraan Guzray

Aye Dil Sambhal K Kisi Ko Hisab Dayna Hai

Ke Zindagani Ke Lamhay Kahan Kahan Guzray

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Uljhay howay din raat

Apney Uljhey Huwey Din Raat Bhi Suljha Na Sakey

Itney Be-faiz Hain Khud Apney Hi Kaam Aa Na Sakey

Saaya-e-Zeest Ko Dhaltey Huwey Daikha Lekin

Taptey Sehra Pay Koi Naqsh-e-Khushi Paa Na Sakey

Dil Bhi Machla Tha Nigahein Bhi Palat Jaati Theen

Unn Ki Dehleez Pay Lekin Ye Qadam Jaa Na Sakey

Dil Ki Taskheer Hi Darasal Fatah Mandi Hai

Unn Ko Paa Kar Bhi Magar Hum Unhein Apna Na Sakey

Daastan Kehney Ki Kuch Waqt Ne Mohlat Hi Na Di

Lab Kusha Ho Na Sakey Dil Unhein Dilkhla Na Sakey

Khilti Kaliyon Ke Tabasum Ki Haqeeqat Kya Hai

Bikhrey Phoolon Say Jo Poocha To Woh Samjha Na Sakey ….!

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Tujhko na aain mohabbatain karni

Ye kya kay sab say bayaan dil ki haalatain karni

‘Faraz’ tujhko na aain mohabbatain karni

Ye qurb kya hai kay tu saamnay hai aur hamain

Shumaar abhi se judaai ki sa’atain karni

Koi Khuda ho kay pathar jisay bhi hum chaahain

Tamaam umr usi ki ibaadatain karni

Sab apnay apnay qareenay say muntazir us kay

Kisi ko shukr kisi ko shikaayatain karni

Hum apnay dil se hain majbuur aur logon ko

Zaraa si baat pe barpaa qayaamatain karni

Milain jab un say to mubaham si guftagu karna

Phir apnay aap se sau-sau wazaahatain karni

Ye log kaisay magr dushmani nibhaatain hain

Humiin ko raas na aain mohabbatain karni

Kabhi ‘Faraz’ naye mausamon main ro dena

Kabhi talaash puraani raqaabatain karni

Cheers…

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Ultimately we had

to Spend Liquor Money

to Get back Memorabilia

of a Person who

was Against Liquor.

So Keep Drinking.

Help in Saving Reputation

of India!

Cheers

Bar Jokes

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One Drunk to Another :

When I die I want

you to pour a bottle of Whisky over my body.!

2nd. : Sure.! But would

you mind if I filter it thru my kidneys first.?

Bania jokes

Awesome Jokes of Baniya re Baniyaaaaaa…..

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Baniya on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?

Wife:Yes, I’m here

My sons daughters ru all here?

Yes, Papa

Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre

ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D

Baniya 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne

apni ghar ki khirki me

apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha

to chilla k bola

MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Baniya ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Sheikh:Munna… !! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?

NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.

Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”.

Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!

Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… .

Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale ..

Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,

3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,

Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha

Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda





Bania jokes

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Train mein I mosquito Chinese ke sir pe AA baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir I matchar Bania pe baitha. Us NE pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

* * *

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania’s son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis’s son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

* * *

Bania’s son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai TU

Never abandon old friends.

They are hard 2 replace.

Friendships is like wine:

it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.

Just like us… i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

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I can’t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

GOD is so wise that

he never created FRIENDS

with price tags, Because….. if He did,

I can’t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

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Friend in different languages

Friend in different languages:

Irani: DOST

German: FREUND

Hebrew: CHAVER

FrencH: AMI

Dutch: VREN

Mexican: AMIGO

Egypt: KUBARI

Pakistan: ???

.

.

.

Aur suna LAANTI:p

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To koi kuch na keh k DOSTI NIBHATA HAI.

Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai,

Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata hai,

Koi sab kuch keh ker dosti jatata hai,

To koi kuch na keh k DOSTI NIBHATA HAI.
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Hum khud pe gharur nahi kertay

Hum khud pe gharur nahi kertay,

Kisi ko dosti kerny py majbor nahin kertay,

Magar jisy ek bar dil mein basa lein,

Usay martay dum tak dil say door nahin kertay,

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True friends are rare to find

True friends are rare to find

True friends are always very kind.

True friends are ornaments so beautiful.

True friends always make us cheerful.

True friends are the work of perfection.

True friends give us right direction.

True friends always shine like moon.

True friends are the greatest boon

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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay

English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,

Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

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A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?

Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->

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If dentists make films, the names will be

If dentists make films,?the names will be -

*Daant ho na ho

*Jaanam brush karo

*Aa ab clean karen

*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum

*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
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Check returned back

Doc 2 Patient :

The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which

you gave me medicine has also returned back.

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Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,

Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,

Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….

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Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!

A Smile costs less than Electricity.

But…..

Gives more light !!

So Always Keep Smiling….. &

Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
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Qualities a friend must have

Qualities a friend must have:

Cute as crocodile.

Smart as donkey.

Active as turtle.

Fit as hippo.

Matured as monkey.

Sincerity like dog.

No doubt you are my good friend

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Friendship is like a TREE

F R I E N D S H I P

,;*”*;, is like

*; ,;* a

__)(____ TRee…..

It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,

but how deeply the roots have grown

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Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti

Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti

Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti

Sath agar ho zindgi main doston ka

To zindgi jannat se kum nahi hoti

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Hamary is SMS ka jawab kia do gay

Kaanto k badlay

Phool kia do ge,

Aansoon k badlay

Khushi kia do ge,

Hum chahtay hain aap se umar bhar ki dosti

Hamary is SMS ka jawab kia do gay…?

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Making a million friends is not an achievement

Making a million friends is not an achievement,

The achievement is to make

“A” friend who will stand by you

when a million are against you….!

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I don’t remember what did I choose

Last night God gave me 2 choices:-

Either to have a good friend like you

or

To have excellent memory

.

.

.

I don’t remember what did I choose

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Friendship has no expiry date!

Friendship & Medicine

both r good 4 our health.

They care us when we need,

but the only difference is that.

.

.

.

.

Friendship has no expiry date!

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Logon k sab sawalon ka jawab ho tum

Meri nigah-e-kamal ka intikhab ho tum,

Wafa k pholon main haseen gulab ho tum,

Log kehte hain doston main wafa nahi hoti,

Logon k sab sawalon ka jawab ho tum…

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Thats U my FRIEND

F:Filed Of Love!

R:Root Of Joy!

I:Island Of GOD!

E:End Of Sorrow!

N:Name Of Hope!

D:Door Of Understanding!

Thats U my FRIEND




my policy is one day one fool…..!

2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.

2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.

Because my policy is?

one day one fool…..!

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I will buy banana, u keep the peel

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

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A Ghazal by Husband

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,

Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

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I will give both of them

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

coins I have in my pocket?

Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?

Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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Money wrapped in a rubber band?

Sardarji to others:

Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?

One said, Yes I did

Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,

I found the rubberband!

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A boy came running in the kitchen

A boy came running in the kitchen,

Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door

Dad(Looking at his wife):

Tell him we have already got one!

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Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,

Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,

Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

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Sardar going to shikaar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

Wife: y r u standing here?

Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon

Wife: To jao na..!

Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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Life is 5 star

Life is 5 star

Mother is top star

Father is king star

Teacher is Ultimate star

Lover is action star

But A friend is the

“REAL STAR”

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The best picture in the world

let

“me”

show

you..

the

best picture..

in

the world..

()”‘”() ()”‘()

( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,)

(,) (,) (,) (,)

=hum tum=

friends.

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Hum pe marta kaun hai?

Pyar me maut se darta kaun hai

Pyar ho jaata hai karta kaun hai

Aap jaise yar par dunia qurban

Aur aap puchte ho k, hum pe marta kaun hai?

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Friends and friendship

Friends and friendship

It’s a package of “Feelings”

Nobody can “Make” it,

Nobody can “Break” it,

Nobody can “Explain” it,

Only “I” and “U” can “FEEL” it.

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Friend is one, who …

Friend is one, who

F-inds you in a

R-ush of people,

I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your

E-motions and

N-ever leaves you till

D-eath…

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Oh my GOD, u r so lucky

If you are an “ICECREAM”

then u r so sweet.

If you are “Rose”

Then you are so soft

If you are a “Star”

Then you are so bright.

If you are my “Friend”

then

Oh

My

GOD

You are soo “Lucky”.

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Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti

Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti,

Dosti saza nahin hoti,

Dosti me hoti he imandari,

Dosti me duniadari nahi hoti,

Dost jaan se pyara hota he,

Dost se jaan pyari nahin hoti

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Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he

Ab aur manzil pane ki hasrat nahi rahe,

Kisi ki yaad me mar jane ki fitrat nahi rahe,

Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he,

Kisi aur ko dost banane ki zarorut nahi rahe,




Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,

Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,

Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

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Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,

Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.

Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,

Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

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Is liye farz tha aap ko batana

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,

Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,

Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

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No 1 will touch ur mom

A man was dying of cancer.

His son asked him:

dad why do you keep on telling

everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:

“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”

posted kesaven
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

posted by kesaven
Sardar selected a short girl to marry

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P

posted by kesaven

Be a millionare within few months

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours

everyday after Namaz outside the mosque

& u will b a millionare within few Months.

“Allah k naam par dey de baba”

posted by kesaven

In heaven together we were in a big hall

In heaven together we were in a big hall.

An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,

but before l could start writing any thing

l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.

posted by kesaven



Missing u iz my “HOBBY”

Missing u iz my “HOBBY”

Care 4 U, is my “JOB”

Make u happy, is my “DREAM”

Pray 4 u, is my “DUTY”

&

2 keep friendship wid u,

.

.

.

.

is my “CHOICE”

posted by kesaven

Its not an achievement to make 1000’s friends in a year

Its not an achievement to

make 1000’s friends in a year,

but an achievement is when

you make a friend for 1000’s years.

posted by kesaven

Whatever u share is true

A cute thought for those

who believe in friendship.

It’s not necessary 2 share

every secret between true friends

but it’s important that whatever u share is true.

posted by kesaven

Beleiving is most important in friendship.

If ur sms is not coming,

I think u r sending but its undelivered,

if U r not calling i think u r trying

but d network is bz,

bcz beleiving is most important in friendship.

posted by kesaven

You are very special for me

Friendship doesnt occurs with special ppl,

people becomes special after becoming friends,

Just wanted to let u know that

U r very “Special” to me

posted by kesaven

Treat life as sea, friends as waves

Treat life as sea,

heart as d seashore &

FRIENDS like d waves.

It never matters how many waves r there?

What matters is which 1 touches d seashore.

posted by kesaven

That makes a Friendship strong

The wrong kind of people

dislikes you 4 the good in you

&

The right kind of peoples like you

knowing even the bad in you.

That makes a Friendship strong…

posted by kesaven

Art of living

Art of living:

First of all,dont make friends.

if made,dont go close to them.

if gone,dont like them.

if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.

Good Night, sweet dreams…

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight

Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,

Gal:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I can’t,

Gal:It’s painful,

Boy:Forget it.

.

.

.

.

We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :

“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

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Why were males created before females?

Why were males created before females?

Because you alwas need

a rough draft before the final copy.
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

and

say

that i will do anything to pass in the exams

and professor says

NOW OPEN YOUR

.

.

.

.

.

.

Books And Study

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I will take either side

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.

He rushed over and started handing out

business cards saying:

I saw the whole thing..

I will take either side.

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What is a grownup joke?

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

What is a grownup joke?

Sardar ji replied:

any joke which is eighteen years old

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Devil challenged in a game of cricket

The devils challenged

the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.

Devils:No problem,

we have got all the umpires.

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When do you want to start?

Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today

and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.

When do you want to start?

New employee:In 3 months.

posted in Funny SMS

Dear Visitor! If you like our sms messages collection
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All friends are not true

All friends are not True.

But true friends are very few,

Which includes U.

posted in Friendship SMS

Relationship is like a violen

Relationship is like a violen,

Music may stop now n then,

But strings are attached forever.

So if u r in touch or not,

U r always remembered.


Why do we close our Eyes

Why do we close our Eyes

When we Pray

When we Cry

When we Dream

When we Kiss

Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.

But felt by the heart!

DEFINITELY U,My Friend:) !

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Earth may stop rotating

Earth may stop rotating

Birds may stop flying

Candles may stop melting

Fishes may stop swimming

Heart may stop breathing

But i will never stop

Missing you my friend.

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Friends change, I know they do…

Friends change, I know they do..

but this friend will always belong to you..

Friends hurt I know they do..

But this friend gets hurt more without “YOU”!

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Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai

Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai

Dilldari dosto ki shaan hoti hai

Kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere

Yahi sachchi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai

posted in Friendship SMS, Poetry SMS

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN

In this WORLD,

where everything seems UNCERTAIN,

only one thing is DEFINITE.

You’ll always be my FRIEND,

beyond WORDS,

beyond TIME &

beyond DISTANCE!

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I don’t regret the things I have done

I don’t regret the things

I have done and the things I didn’t do.

For somewhere along the way

I must have done something right coz

I ended up with a friend like you.

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Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,

Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,

Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,

Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,

Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

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2 men went 2 a callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.

1st went in and came out n said

“Na my wife is better.”

2nd went in and came out n said

“U R right ur wife is much better.”

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if your father earned $100,000

Teacher: Johny,

if your father earned $100,000

and gave half of it to your mother,

what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

Yr 1.Janu

Yr 2.O G.

Yr 3.Sunte ho?

Yr 1.O bunty k pappa

Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?

Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Monkeys play football

Sardar to doctor:

When I sleep, monkeys

play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,

just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…

Catch her by her waist…

Bring her home..

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put ur lips on her lips

& have a …

…nice drink…PEPSI

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Before & after marriage

Before marriage:

Roses are red, sky is blue,

O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:

Roses are dead,

I have flu,

don’t come near me,

Paray hatt tuu,

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Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti

Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,

Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,

Hamari saltanat main dekh ker qadam rakhna,

Kion kay hamari dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahin hoti

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6 rules to be HAPPY

6 rules to be HAPPY:

Free your heart from hatred;

Free your mind from worries;

Live simply;

Expect less;

Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

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Teacher: what do u call a person

who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,

because he cannot hear anything:-)




Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.

bachey:nahi pienge.

Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge

bachey:nahi karnge

Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.

bachey: nahi kasenge.

Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.

bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

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Devils went to Court to Prove

that he is The Most,

Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,

Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?



Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.

Son: No

Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.

Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.

Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.

Bill Gates: No

Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.

Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.

President:No

Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

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Give me a pocket full of money

Boy 2 God:

Give me a pocket full of money,

A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled

&

He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

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That is not my dog.

Man1 sitting with dog.

Man2:Your dog bits?

Man1:No

Man 2 sits and the dog bits!

Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!

Man:That is not my dog.

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

and puts his finger

on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it

because he is the owner of restaurant.

posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Stop only when we enter the examination hall

Human brain is the most

outstanding object in world.

It functions 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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There r lots of people around u

There r lots of people around u

some of them r important 4 u,

out of these some people few r more important 4 u

and out of these few people

1 is most important 4 u

and

4 me that 1 is u my sweet friend.

posted in Friendship SMS

Friendship begins with

Words begin with ….A….B….C….

Number begin with….1….2….3….

Music begin with….SA….RE….GA….

BUT….?

FRIENDSHIP begins with….’

‘You&Me”

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Open to receive friends.

Make your life a house your heart can live in.

With a door that is open to receive friends.

And a garden full of memories …

of many good things.

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Miracle called friendship

To hear what is unspoken,

to see what is invisible,

to feel without even touching…

is the miracle called “friendship”

posted in Friendship SMS

Friendship often ends in love

Friendship often ends in love;

but love ends in friendship -

NEVER.

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In a year I m

In a year I m:

365 Days Dreaming of U

8760 hours Thinking of U

5,25,600 Minutes Missing U

3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U

DEFINITELY U MY Best Friend.

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A true friend understands

A true friend understands when u say ‘I forgot’,

waits 4ever when u say ‘just a min’,

stays with u when u say ‘leave me alone’

&

opens his heart even b4 u knock

posted in Friendship SMS

People like U are found only once in a lifetime

People like U are found only once in a lifetime.

So U better take care of yourself because

I don t want to waste another lifetime

to find a such a SWEET Friend.

Onam ethra rasamaanalle?

Ellavarum Othu koodunna,

Ellavarum Kaathirikkunna,

Ellavarum Ormikkunna,

Oru Onam koodi Varavaayi,

Ethunnathum kaathirikkunnu.

Happy Onam!!!

Keraliya thanima thottunarthunna,

malayalikalude hrudayathe,

pookkalam kondu theerkkunna,

naavil ruchiyeriya vibhvangalumayi,

ee ponnonathe varavelkaam.

Happy Onam..

Nilavilakinte Parishudhiyum,

Tumbapoovinte Nairmalyavumai,

Varunna Ponnin Chinga Masathile

Ponnonatte Varavelkan

Niranja Snehathode Ende ONAM Ashamsagal.

Ormayille aa kaalam?

Pookkalam undaakkan oodi nadannathum

Poovu poranju karanjathum

Appurathe veettile pookkal parichathum

Oru valiya pookkalam undakkiyathum …

Innum orkkan enthu sukham alle….

I Wish U a Happy Onam !!!






Dear!

May Divine Pour His blessings on you

like rain throughout this holy month

recite Quran for blessings

b caring about your prayers

the Merciful will give u more than

your heart desires.

“Ramadan Mubarak”





Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan…



As the mountain high,

U move without sigh;

like the white linen flair,

Purity is always an affair;

As sunshine creates morning glory,

fragrance fills years as flory;

with the immaculate eternal smile,

attached to u mile after mile;

All darkness is far away,

As light is on its way;

Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan





Wishing you wonderful Ramadan



The holy month of Ramadan,

For all Muslims has begun.

Praising Allah through the day,

From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.

We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,

Trying hard to do good deeds.







As the crescent moon is sighted…

And the holy month of Ramadan begins…

May Allah bless you with happiness

and

grace your home with warmth & peace !





Ramadan SMS

Welcome Ramadan

Walk humbly

Talk politely

Dress neatly

Treat kindly

Pray attentively

Donate generously

May ALLAH bless & protect you…





Don’t count what you have lost



Don’t count what you have lost.

Just see what you have now,

because past never comes back but sometimes

future can give you back your lost things.





0ne Beautiful Heart is Better



Shakespeare said:

0ne Beautiful Heart is Better than

Thousand Beautiful Faces.?

So Better to choose People having

Beautiful Heart rather than Beautiful Face.






God made daylight n called it the SUN.

God made entertainment n called it FUN.

God made nightlight n called it the MOON.

God made U n called CARTOON.

Aapke haath me mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh smile hai…

SMS ki achchi khasi File hai…

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??

How to catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and just be yourself.

Squirrels will come to you on their own.

Because they just love NUTS .

Arz kiya hai:

I am a dog and u r a flower,

gaur farmaiega

I am a dog and u r a flower,

so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,

Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,

Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,

Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri h






Guzara nahi hota

Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,

inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,

Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,

Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

Lab Pe Hi Rukti

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate

Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate

Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein

Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::

Sorry there

Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Kal ko milne

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,

Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,

Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,

Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Aj rotha howa

Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya

Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya

Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha

Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Hansi ne labon

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,

Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai

Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi

Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Wada kero

Wada kero per nibhana sikho

Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho

U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao

Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Dukha k bat karo

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo

raat ko din bana k bat karo

ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara

aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb

danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo

yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo





Angry SMS

Guzara nahi hota

Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,

inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,

Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,

Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

Lab Pe Hi Rukti

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate

Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate

Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein

Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::

Sorry there

Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Kal ko milne

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,

Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,

Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,

Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Aj rotha howa

Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya

Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya

Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha

Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Hansi ne labon

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,

Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai

Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi

Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Wada kero

Wada kero per nibhana sikho

Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho

U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao

Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

dukha k bat karo

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo

raat ko din bana k bat karo

ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara

aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb

danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo

yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo

May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love

I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.

Knock!!!Knock! !! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling…Good Morning….

I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING’ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

The Word ‘Hello’ means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my friend

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning

Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it’s time 2 wake up gd morning…

The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING

Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say ” Its too early. Let me sleep again.”

No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning

Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -

LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I’m sharing all with U…

Good Morning!

Friend nahi to life waste,

Salt nahi to food waste,

Story nahi to cinema waste,

Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste…!GOOD MORNING!

MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA,

ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA,

POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB,

AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA…!GOOD MORNING!

HAR SAGAR KE DO KINARE HOTE HAIN,

KUCH LOG JAAN SE BHI PYARE HOTE HAI

YE ZARURI NAHI HAR KOI PASS HO,

KYONKI ZINDGI KI HAR SOOBHA ME YAADON KE BHI SAHAARE HOTE HAIN…!GOOD MORNING!

when i woke up early morning birds were singing i asked them i m missing a sweet voice in u a bird replied: u still havn’t said good morning to taht sweet Angel….so GooD MorninG sweet heart

Every bad situation will have something positive…Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day…Think of this & lead ur life….Good Morning….

New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success. ..Just do it and win it Good Morning….

Never blame a day in ur life…Good Days Give u happiness..Bad days give u Experience.. .Both are essential in life…!!! All are Gods blessings!!! …Have a nice day…

Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom….Birds can sing,Bcoz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I* F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning…..

Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi…!!!will make u smile …Good Morning….

Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi,Pyare se kinare,Pyari se oss ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein,Ek pyare se Dost ko puyara sa din de jaaye…Good Morning…

Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot…. Good Morning..

Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI

Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute cris cross lines made me so lucky two meet a sweet person like U Good Morning…

I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left

a SMILE on MY Face. Good Morning

If I get ur smile, I don’t need flowers, If I get ur voice, I don’t need music, If u speak to me don’t any body else, If ur with me I don’t need the world. luv you, Good Morning


If you trust someone.

Trust till the end.

Whatever the results may be.

In the end either you will have

a very good friend or a good lesson.

We spend our days

waiting for the Ideal path

to appear in front of us.

But what we forget that,

paths are made by walking.

Life never leaves you empty.

It always replaces everything you lost.

If it asks you to put something down,

It’s because it wants you to pick up something greater.

One day a man asked God.

What is difference between

your love and my love.

God Replied: Bird in the sky is my love.

and the bird in the cage is your love.

Remember: No matter how bad you are.

You are not totally useless

You can still be used as a bad example

Nature has given you a face,

But you have to provide the expression.

Be careful when you express,

Because your expressions will leave an impression

some nice sayings:

1. Control your attitude, before it controls you…

2. The best vitamin for making friends is B1…

3. Your best friend is your own Gumption…

We do 100 good things

nobody remembers.

We do 1 thing wrong

nobody forgets.

Its God who Gives, Gives and Forgives.

Its human who Gets, Gets and Forgets.

Good relationships are like trees.

They demand attention and care

in the begining.

But once they blossom

they provide you shade

in all situations of life.

When your friend lies to you

it is not his mistake

actually but it is your mistake

that you didn’t give him proper space

to tell the truth.

Listen this sweet voice in morning.

Holly call is going on

It has happiness and blessing

of World and Heaven.

Just get up with a smile on your face.

and offer NAMAZ.

Good Morning.

As rain covers the sun.

Truth covers the lies.

Angels cover the evil.

Flowers cover the garden.

I wish and pray

that happiness covers all the

worries of your life.






Santa : Yaar Banta ! Tujhe Pata Hai, Kal Raat Mere Saath Kya Hua ? Kal Jab Raat Ko Main Akela Sunsaan Raste Se Ghar Ja Raha Tha, To Do Aadmiyo Ne Chaaku Dikha Ke Mujhe Loot Liya. Pehle To Unhone Mujhe Daraaya, Phir Dhamkaaya Aur Mera Purse, Meri Chain, Meri Ghadi Sab Lekar Champat Ho Gaye.

Banta : Ye To Bahot Bura Hua !!! Lekin Tum Apne Saath Hamesha Pistol Bhi To Rakhte Ho Na ??

Santa : Haan, Ussey Main Apne Pair Ke Socks Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhta Hu. Shukra Hai Bhagwaan Ka, Un Logo Ki Nazar Meri Pistol Par Nahi Padi.





Some of the Best Moments in Life

* To fall in love.

* To laugh until it hurts your stomach.

* To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.

* To go for a vacation to some pretty place.

* To listen to your favorite song in the radio.

* To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.

* To leave the! Shower and find that the towel is warm.

* To clear your last exam.

* To receive a call from someone, you don’t see a lot, but you want to.

* To find money in a pant that you haven’t used since last year.

* To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces. ))

* Calls at midnight that last for hours. )

* To laugh without a reason.

* To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you.

* To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.

* To hear a song that makes you remember a special person.

* To be part of a team.

* To watch the sunset from the hill top.

* To make new friends.

* To feel butterflies! In the stomach every time that you see that person.

* To pass time with your best friends.

* To see people that you like, feeling happy.

* To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume.

* See an old friend again and to feel that the things have not changed.

* To take an evening walk along the beach.

* To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.

* To laugh …….laugh. …….and laugh …… remembering stupid things done with stupid friends.

These are the best moments of life….

Let us learn to cherish them.




Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

2

Why do U think I SMS u ?

Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?

Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…

I need a person for just time pass

3

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass & flowers 2.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn’t it rain on you?

4

i look at the moon

the moon is beautiful

i look at you

i..i…

i rather look at the moon again

5

U R 100% beautiful,

U R 100% lovely,

U R 100% sweet,

U R 100% nice, and

U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Good Morning… Have a rocking Sunday!



“Never bear more than

one trouble at a time.

Some people bear three kinds -

all they have had,

all they have now,

and all they expect to have.”

-Edward Everett Hale

Think of your past troubles as lessons to help you with the challenges you face now.

Eliminate today’s troubles by finding solutions, and then concentrate your energy on implementing those solutions.

As for the troubles of tomorrow, either completely forget them, or take whatever action is necessary to avoid them or minimize them.

Remember the song, “Don’t worry, be happy”? It is good advice!

And when you are facing trouble, always remember the quote by Oliver Wendell Holmes,

“Trouble creates a capacity to handle it.”

Wise Words SMS

see the place where you fell

But see the place where you slipped.

Success is all about correcting you mistakes!!

Psycological truth..

When a person cries due to happines,

The 1st drop of tear come fromm right eye

BUT

when 1st tear come from the left eye,

its due to pain.

Hard work is like stairs..

and luck is like a lift..

lift may fail sometimes..

But whatever may be the occasion..

stairs will always take you to the TOP

A stage comes

when even words are become useless

and feelings become artifical,

relations become untrustful

and life become objectiveness.

That’s we call life

Troubles are like washing machines..

They Twist, Turn & knock us around.

But in the end we come out cleaner

brighter & better than before.

LIFE

Is Like a River

Which have many Turns

So enjoy every Turn

Because

These turns never Return