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It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight

Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,

Gal:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I can’t,

Gal:It’s painful,

Boy:Forget it.

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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :

“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

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Why were males created before females?

Why were males created before females?

Because you alwas need

a rough draft before the final copy.
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

and

say

that i will do anything to pass in the exams

and professor says

NOW OPEN YOUR

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Books And Study

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I will take either side

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.

He rushed over and started handing out

business cards saying:

I saw the whole thing..

I will take either side.

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What is a grownup joke?

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

What is a grownup joke?

Sardar ji replied:

any joke which is eighteen years old

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Devil challenged in a game of cricket

The devils challenged

the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.

Devils:No problem,

we have got all the umpires.

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When do you want to start?

Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today

and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.

When do you want to start?

New employee:In 3 months.

posted in Funny SMS

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All friends are not true

All friends are not True.

But true friends are very few,

Which includes U.

posted in Friendship SMS

Relationship is like a violen

Relationship is like a violen,

Music may stop now n then,

But strings are attached forever.

So if u r in touch or not,

U r always remembered.


Why do we close our Eyes

Why do we close our Eyes

When we Pray

When we Cry

When we Dream

When we Kiss

Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.

But felt by the heart!

DEFINITELY U,My Friend:) !

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Earth may stop rotating

Earth may stop rotating

Birds may stop flying

Candles may stop melting

Fishes may stop swimming

Heart may stop breathing

But i will never stop

Missing you my friend.

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Friends change, I know they do…

Friends change, I know they do..

but this friend will always belong to you..

Friends hurt I know they do..

But this friend gets hurt more without “YOU”!

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Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai

Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai

Dilldari dosto ki shaan hoti hai

Kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere

Yahi sachchi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai

posted in Friendship SMS, Poetry SMS

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN

In this WORLD,

where everything seems UNCERTAIN,

only one thing is DEFINITE.

You’ll always be my FRIEND,

beyond WORDS,

beyond TIME &

beyond DISTANCE!

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I don’t regret the things I have done

I don’t regret the things

I have done and the things I didn’t do.

For somewhere along the way

I must have done something right coz

I ended up with a friend like you.

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Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,

Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,

Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,

Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,

Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

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2 men went 2 a callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.

1st went in and came out n said

“Na my wife is better.”

2nd went in and came out n said

“U R right ur wife is much better.”

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if your father earned $100,000

Teacher: Johny,

if your father earned $100,000

and gave half of it to your mother,

what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

Yr 1.Janu

Yr 2.O G.

Yr 3.Sunte ho?

Yr 1.O bunty k pappa

Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?

Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Monkeys play football

Sardar to doctor:

When I sleep, monkeys

play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,

just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…

Catch her by her waist…

Bring her home..

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put ur lips on her lips

& have a …

…nice drink…PEPSI

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Before & after marriage

Before marriage:

Roses are red, sky is blue,

O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:

Roses are dead,

I have flu,

don’t come near me,

Paray hatt tuu,

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Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti

Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,

Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,

Hamari saltanat main dekh ker qadam rakhna,

Kion kay hamari dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahin hoti

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6 rules to be HAPPY

6 rules to be HAPPY:

Free your heart from hatred;

Free your mind from worries;

Live simply;

Expect less;

Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

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