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Funny SMS / Text Messages
A girl & boy story
Boy:I love uGirl:Me tooBoy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte hoBoy: U cheater..main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…
Difference between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti.
Lovers sitting in a park
Lovers sitting in a park,boy tries to kiss the girl..Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.:p
What is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a personwho started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Mirror who kill liars
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)PATHAN:I think (killed)
Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helpedMunna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wifeinstead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,it’s easier to shoot a woman once,than shooting one man every week.
Examiner taking practical of sardar
In bio practical:Examiner:Tell me the name ofthis bird by seeing it’s legs only?Sardar:I don’t know.Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Friendship SMS / Text Messages
FEELiNG is a painting never spoil it
“FEELiNG”is a painting never spoil it“FACE”is a book try to read it“LOVE” is precious be ready to sacrifice for it“FRiENDSHiP” is a mirror never”break” it.
A Happy Friendship Day
Look Outside its So Pleasant!Sun Smiling 4 U !Trees Dancing 4 U !Birds Singing 4 U !Because, I Asked Them All 2 Wish You
A Happy Friendship Day
True friends are like mornings
True friends are like mornings,u cant have them the whole day,but u can be sure,they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow,next year and forever.
I will be ur True friend for ever…
My heart’s like an open book,it depends on how u read me.Don”t judge me by my cover..Look in and discover..i will be ur True friend for ever…
a friend gives hope when ur life is low
a friend gives hope when ur life is low,a friend is place wen u hav no place to go,a friend is a precious,a friend is “”"”"”"”"”u”"”"”"”"”"
When friendship break life falls
When clouds break rain falls.When coconut break water falls.when love break tears fallsbutwhen friendship break life fallsso never break friendship.
Best friend like four leaf clover
“A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover,HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE”
Friends r like balloons
“Friends”arelikeballoonsonce u let them gou cant ever get thembackdats y i ll tie utight tu my heartu r precious to lose
A girl & boy story
Boy:I love uGirl:Me tooBoy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte hoBoy: U cheater..main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…
Difference between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti.
Lovers sitting in a park
Lovers sitting in a park,boy tries to kiss the girl..Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.:p
What is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a personwho started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Mirror who kill liars
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)PATHAN:I think (killed)
Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helpedMunna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wifeinstead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,it’s easier to shoot a woman once,than shooting one man every week.
Examiner taking practical of sardar
In bio practical:Examiner:Tell me the name ofthis bird by seeing it’s legs only?Sardar:I don’t know.Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Friendship SMS / Text Messages
FEELiNG is a painting never spoil it
“FEELiNG”is a painting never spoil it“FACE”is a book try to read it“LOVE” is precious be ready to sacrifice for it“FRiENDSHiP” is a mirror never”break” it.
A Happy Friendship Day
Look Outside its So Pleasant!Sun Smiling 4 U !Trees Dancing 4 U !Birds Singing 4 U !Because, I Asked Them All 2 Wish You
A Happy Friendship Day
True friends are like mornings
True friends are like mornings,u cant have them the whole day,but u can be sure,they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow,next year and forever.
I will be ur True friend for ever…
My heart’s like an open book,it depends on how u read me.Don”t judge me by my cover..Look in and discover..i will be ur True friend for ever…
a friend gives hope when ur life is low
a friend gives hope when ur life is low,a friend is place wen u hav no place to go,a friend is a precious,a friend is “”"”"”"”"”u”"”"”"”"”"
When friendship break life falls
When clouds break rain falls.When coconut break water falls.when love break tears fallsbutwhen friendship break life fallsso never break friendship.
Best friend like four leaf clover
“A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover,HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE”
Friends r like balloons
“Friends”arelikeballoonsonce u let them gou cant ever get thembackdats y i ll tie utight tu my heartu r precious to lose
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