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Keep the lamp of friendship

Keep the lamp of friendship

burning with oil of Love,

because Sun rises in the east

and set in the west

but the Friendship rises in the Heart

and sets after death.

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What u share must be true..

It is not necessary to share

everything between your true friends

But it is necessary that

what u share must be true..

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Friends are like sketch pens

Friends are like sketch pens -

they color your lives.

I may be not your favorite color

but u will need me some day

to complete your picture..!!

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our friendship will never end.

The rain may be falling hard outside,

But your smile makes it all alright.

I’m so glad that you’re my friend.

I know our friendship will never end.

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TRUE FRIEND does all

in life..

some know you..

some remember you..

some like you..

some understand you..

some care for you..

but..

a TRUE FRIEND does all above &

always hopes the best for you..

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Meaning of Friendship : -

Meaning of Friendship : -

F——-FOREVER

R——-RESPONCIBLE

I——-INTELLIGENT

E——-EAGER TO MAIL

N——-NICE

D——-DIVINE

S——-SIMPLE

H——-HEARTLY

I——-INTERSTED

P——-PEACEFUL

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A good Friend is like a computer

A good Friend is like a computer

he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself

in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles

and never DELETE you from his heart.

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Some can give u Crying & tears.

Some can give u Crying & tears.

Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles.

But only rare can give u

Laughing tears & Crying smiles.

Those r simply called Friends.

Diwali SMS / Text Messages





Diwali is indian festival widely celebrated by hindus in India. 2008 diwali begins from 17th of October 2009 and continues untill the month end.Diwali party and parites are arranged by the hindu youths where they do diwali dance, exchange diwali gifts, and diwali greeting cards. With the modern trend some youngster have replaced diwali cards with diwali sms greetings / diwali SMS, Happy Diwali SMS, Diwali messages, Diwali wishes sms messages, Diwali greetings sms messages and diwali sms wishes .Diwali festival is also called Deepawali festival.Happy Diwali.


Below we have compiled latest deepawali sms / diwali sms messages collection in English.This page is also suitable for:-

Deepawali SMS / Deepavali SMS

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This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….

This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….

:05

:04

:03

:02

:01

(((((BOOM)))))

“*”*”*”*”*”*”

*”*”HAPPY”*”*

“*”DIPAWALI”*”

….*”*”*….

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For this, is a special time when family

For this, is a special time when family

And friends get together,for fun.

Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,

In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!

“Happy Deepavali”

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May the divine light of diwali

May the divine light of diwali

spread into your Life

peace, prosperity, happiness

and good health.

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May the beauty of deewali

May the beauty

Of deepavali season

Fill your home with

Happiness,

And may the coming year

Provide you with all

That bring you joy!

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May this diwali fulfill your dreams

May the joy, cheer,

Mirth and merriment

Of this divine festival

Surround you forever.

May the happiness,

That this season brings

Brighten your life

And, hope the year

Brings you luck and

Fulfills all your dearest dreams!

Happy deepavali…..

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Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali

With gleam of Diyas

And the Echo of the Chants

May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

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Wishing u a very happy diwali

With my

1 heart

2 eyes

7 liter blood

206 bones

4.5 million red cells

60 trillion D N A”S…

All wishing you a very very

HAPPY DIWALI!




Excitement in Examz!!!…

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

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Evil made a mother-in-law.

God thought that since

he couldn’t b everywhere

he made a mother.

Then devil thought that

he couldn’t be everywhere

he made a mother-in-law.

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But I can’t send you all of them,

It will take a lot of time,

So I’m sending you just 1 joke

.

.

.

“You are so beautiful”

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Difference b/w secretary & private secretary

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:

Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR

&

Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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A sinking ship & life guard jacket

A ship was sinking.

Captain: Does any one know how to pray?

A priest comes forward and says he can pray.

Captain: Ok priest, you pray;

Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket

as we are one jacket short.

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Santa’s sexy wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.

Banta: What does your wife look like?

Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure,

fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

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Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen

and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,

Police or Ambulance?

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Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami

TERROR JOKE -

What will happen

if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?

TSUNAMI will be created

since an amplifier converts

small waves into bigger wave.

Get Well Soon SMS / Text Messages



Take good care of yourself

You mean a lot to me….

and so does your Health and Happiness.

So Here’s a wish to say

& Take good care of Yourself !

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Big bunch 2 say get well soon

If

wishes

were

flowers

I

would

send

You

A

big

bunch

to

say….

“Get Well Soon”

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Wish u a cure soon & healthy days ahead

Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly.

All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully

n tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining,

because they all knows my friend is sick.

Wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead

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May the little flowers lying in gloom

May the little flowers lying in gloom,

Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly,

this way and that way,

morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.

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I hope you’re feeling better,

I hope you’re feeling better,

I miss you every day.

I’m always thinking of you,

So this is what I say,

Get Well Soon!

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Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick

Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick,

Seems to us an insensitive choice.

So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;

Come back so we all can rejuice!

We Miss You!and pray for you to get well soon

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Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;

Get your sorry behind off that bed.

Try positive thinking to get back to work.

Your illness is all in your head!

At least that’s what we hope.

Looking forward to your return.

Get Well Soon.

Ghazal SMS / Text Messages





Great collection of roman urdu ghazal sms messages. below are some of the most common keywords used to search ghazals:-


bahut khoobsurat ghazal , urdu ghazals , hindi ghazals , pakistani ghazals

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Muhabbat zinda rehti hai

Musafir to bichertay hain rifakat kab badlti hai..

Muhabbat zinda rehti hai Muhabbat kab badlti hai

kali ka phool ban’na aur bikhar jana mukaddar hai..

Yehi qanoon-e-fitrat hai aur fitrat kab badlti hai

Jo DiL me bas jaye aur aankhon me simat aye

Alamat hai ye Chahat ki aur Chahat kab badlti hai

Tumhi ko Chahtay hain Tumhi se Muhabbat kertay hain.

Yehi barson se adat hai aur adat kab badlti hai

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Phir Teri YAAD Naya Dard UGAL Jati hy..

Ashk Girtay hain to her Saans PIGHAL Jati hay,

De k Ek Dard Naya her Shaam DHAL Jati hay,

Tujh ko Seenay say Laga ker Milay Jannat ka Sakoon,

Tujh say Bichrron to Meri Jaan NIKAL Jati hay,

Ishq Kuch Aisay Mitata hay NISHAN-E-HASTI,

Jaise k Raat Ujaalay ko NIGAL Jati hay,

Tu Agar Dil pay Meray Hath hi Rakh De to,

Toot’ti Saans Bhi Kuch Dair SANBHAL Jati hay,

Zakhm Bharta hi Nahi Teri JUDAAI ka Magr,

Phir Teri YAAD Naya Dard UGAL Jati hy..

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Kabhi na dekh saka

sitaaraa apanii bhii taabindagii na dekh sakaa

vo dhundh thii ki ye manzar koii na dekh sakaa

talaash karate huye uNgaliyaaN jalaa Daaliin

vo tiiragii thii ki mai.n shama bhii na dekh sakaa

milaa thaa shaam mujhe ik bujhaa huaa suuraj

main us ke baad phir raushanii na dekh sakaa

jo rabt baaqii the sab qataa kar liye us ne

vo meharabaaN merii bechaaragii na dekh sakaa

nigaah viase to baam-e-falak ko chhuu aa_ii

main jis zamiin pe khaRaa thaa vahii na dekh sakaa

vahii hai aa_iinaaKhaanaa vahii hai.n tasviire.n

main umr bhar koii suurat naii na dekh sakaa

tamaam shahar men vo diidaavar huaa mashahuur

vo apanii naak se aage kabhii na dekh sakaa

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Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai

Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho

Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho

Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho

Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho

Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi

Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho

Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko

Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

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Kisi ko hisaab dayna hai.

Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Khaak Urti Hai

Kidhar Se Hoke Baharoon Ke Karwan Guzray

Diyar-e-YaarSara Safar Anokha Tha

Kadam Kadam Pe Naya Deyke Imtihan Guzray

Saba Bhi Aai Tu Phooloon Ke Mooh Jholas K Gai

Yahan Se Aber Bhi Barsa K Bijliyaan Guzray

Jo Chup Rahein Tu Malamat Karay Zamir Humein

Khari Khari Jo Kahein ’ Aap Ko Giraan Guzray

Guzarnay Ko Tu Musibat K Din Guzar Hi Gaye

Baray Hi Gehray Mager Chor Kar Nishaan Guzray

Sahi Gayin Na Tagaful Ki Chand Nazrein Bhi

Hain Sharamsar K Is Dil Main Kia Gumaan Guzray

Kabhi Tu War Raqeeboon K Day Gaye Hain Maza

Kabhi Tu Piyaar Azizoon K Bhi Giraan Guzray

Aye Dil Sambhal K Kisi Ko Hisab Dayna Hai

Ke Zindagani Ke Lamhay Kahan Kahan Guzray

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Uljhay howay din raat

Apney Uljhey Huwey Din Raat Bhi Suljha Na Sakey

Itney Be-faiz Hain Khud Apney Hi Kaam Aa Na Sakey

Saaya-e-Zeest Ko Dhaltey Huwey Daikha Lekin

Taptey Sehra Pay Koi Naqsh-e-Khushi Paa Na Sakey

Dil Bhi Machla Tha Nigahein Bhi Palat Jaati Theen

Unn Ki Dehleez Pay Lekin Ye Qadam Jaa Na Sakey

Dil Ki Taskheer Hi Darasal Fatah Mandi Hai

Unn Ko Paa Kar Bhi Magar Hum Unhein Apna Na Sakey

Daastan Kehney Ki Kuch Waqt Ne Mohlat Hi Na Di

Lab Kusha Ho Na Sakey Dil Unhein Dilkhla Na Sakey

Khilti Kaliyon Ke Tabasum Ki Haqeeqat Kya Hai

Bikhrey Phoolon Say Jo Poocha To Woh Samjha Na Sakey ….!

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Tujhko na aain mohabbatain karni

Ye kya kay sab say bayaan dil ki haalatain karni

‘Faraz’ tujhko na aain mohabbatain karni

Ye qurb kya hai kay tu saamnay hai aur hamain

Shumaar abhi se judaai ki sa’atain karni

Koi Khuda ho kay pathar jisay bhi hum chaahain

Tamaam umr usi ki ibaadatain karni

Sab apnay apnay qareenay say muntazir us kay

Kisi ko shukr kisi ko shikaayatain karni

Hum apnay dil se hain majbuur aur logon ko

Zaraa si baat pe barpaa qayaamatain karni

Milain jab un say to mubaham si guftagu karna

Phir apnay aap se sau-sau wazaahatain karni

Ye log kaisay magr dushmani nibhaatain hain

Humiin ko raas na aain mohabbatain karni

Kabhi ‘Faraz’ naye mausamon main ro dena

Kabhi talaash puraani raqaabatain karni