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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Teacher & bachay
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
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The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI†kon hai?
What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK
That’s business…!!
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Give me a pocket full of money
Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
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That is not my dog.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Stop only when we enter the examination hall
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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There r lots of people around u
There r lots of people around u
some of them r important 4 u,
out of these some people few r more important 4 u
and out of these few people
1 is most important 4 u
and
4 me that 1 is u my sweet friend.
posted in Friendship SMS
Friendship begins with
Words begin with ….A….B….C….
Number begin with….1….2….3….
Music begin with….SA….RE….GA….
BUT….?
FRIENDSHIP begins with….’
‘You&Me”
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Open to receive friends.
Make your life a house your heart can live in.
With a door that is open to receive friends.
And a garden full of memories …
of many good things.
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Miracle called friendship
To hear what is unspoken,
to see what is invisible,
to feel without even touching…
is the miracle called “friendship”
posted in Friendship SMS
Friendship often ends in love
Friendship often ends in love;
but love ends in friendship -
NEVER.
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In a year I m
In a year I m:
365 Days Dreaming of U
8760 hours Thinking of U
5,25,600 Minutes Missing U
3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U
DEFINITELY U MY Best Friend.
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A true friend understands
A true friend understands when u say ‘I forgot’,
waits 4ever when u say ‘just a min’,
stays with u when u say ‘leave me alone’
&
opens his heart even b4 u knock
posted in Friendship SMS
People like U are found only once in a lifetime
People like U are found only once in a lifetime.
So U better take care of yourself because
I don t want to waste another lifetime
to find a such a SWEET Friend.
